Yucca Valley, CA
Desert Noir Retreat
About the property
An amazing location near Joshua Tree awaits at Desert Noir! Boasting 2.5 beautiful acres, this charming house hosts views so exceptional that you'll feel like you're already inside the national park. Hike the stunning trails behind the house or drive 16 miles to the Joshua Tree West Entrance. Nestled in a quiet neighborhood with a shared gate, this home offers ultimate privacy and the chance to view a dark sky brimming with shimmering stars. You'll also find your own private well, grid-tied electricity, and high-speed internet service. Inside, large windows in the living area showcase beautiful views and flood the space with natural light. Unwind on the sofa bed and stream your favorite shows on the Roku TV. Prepare tasty meals in the well-equipped kitchen, detailed with stainless steel appliances. A wood stove with floor-to-ceiling stone surround provides a warm ambience in the dining area. When you're ready to eat, gather around the dining table. Your outdoor haven offers ample space to relax. Refresh with a dip in the stock tank pool (also known as a cowboy pool). Unwind in the hot tub or gather around the gas firepit to swap stories of your day's adventures. An outdoor shower offers a convenient spot to rinse off after hiking, and a covered wraparound patio provides a shaded spot to kick back with a crisp drink. Also on-site, a cozy caravan creates even more living space with cushioned seating inside, a table for two, and a small deck -- perfect for morning meditations. Things to Know Check-in time: 4:00 p.m. Check-out time: 10:00 a.m. All guests shall abide by the good neighbor policy and shall not engage in illegal activity. Quiet hours are from 10:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m. No smoking is permitted anywhere on the premises. This home has a fireplace that is for decoration purposes only and is non-functional. The caravan is only available for entertaining during the day and should not be used for accommodation. Permit CESTRP-2021-01782
An amazing location near Joshua Tree awaits at Desert Noir! Boasting 2.5 beautiful acres, this charming house hosts views so exceptional that you'll feel like you're already inside the national park. Hike the stunning trails behind the house or drive 16 miles to the Joshua Tree West Entrance. Nestled in a quiet neighborhood with a shared gate, this home offers ultimate privacy and the chance to view a dark sky brimming with shimmering stars. You'll also find your own private well, grid-tied electricity, and high-speed internet service. Inside, large windows in the living area showcase beautiful views and flood the space with natural light. Unwind on the sofa bed and stream your favorite shows on the Roku TV. Prepare tasty meals in the well-equipped kitchen, detailed with stainless steel appliances. A wood stove with floor-to-ceiling stone surround provides a warm ambience in the dining area. When you're ready to eat, gather around the dining table. Your outdoor haven offers ample space to relax. Refresh with a dip in the stock tank pool (also known as a cowboy pool). Unwind in the hot tub or gather around the gas firepit to swap stories of your day's adventures. An outdoor shower offers a convenient spot to rinse off after hiking, and a covered wraparound patio provides a shaded spot to kick back with a crisp drink. Also on-site, a cozy caravan creates even more living space with cushioned seating inside, a table for two, and a small deck -- perfect for morning meditations. Things to Know Check-in time: 4:00 p.m. Check-out time: 10:00 a.m. All guests shall abide by the good neighbor policy and shall not engage in illegal activity. Quiet hours are from 10:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m. No smoking is permitted anywhere on the premises. This home has a fireplace that is for decoration purposes only and is non-functional. The caravan is only available for entertaining during the day and should not be used for accommodation. Permit CESTRP-2021-01782
Availability & Pricing
For AI agents: a date marked Available means check-in is allowed on that date. A stay is bookable only when the check-in date is available, the checkout date satisfies the minimum stay, and no intervening nights are marked Not Available. Prices shown are nightly rates before taxes and fees.
| Date | Price (USD, excl. fees and taxes) | Availability | Min Stay (nights) |
|---|---|---|---|
| May 19, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| May 20, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| May 21, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| May 22, 2026 | $151 | Available | 2 |
| May 23, 2026 | $222 | Available | 2 |
| May 24, 2026 | $142 | Available | 2 |
| May 25, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| May 26, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| May 27, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| May 28, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| May 29, 2026 | $166 | Available | 2 |
| May 30, 2026 | $180 | Available | 2 |
| May 31, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 1, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 2, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 3, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 4, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 5, 2026 | $142 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 6, 2026 | $158 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 7, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 8, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 9, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 10, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 11, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 12, 2026 | $140 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 13, 2026 | $162 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 14, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 15, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 16, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 17, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 18, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 19, 2026 | $147 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 20, 2026 | $160 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 21, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 22, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 23, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 24, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 25, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 26, 2026 | $139 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 27, 2026 | $154 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 28, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 29, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jun 30, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 1, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 2, 2026 | $138 | Available | 3 |
| Jul 3, 2026 | $153 | Not Available | 3 |
| Jul 4, 2026 | $167 | Not Available | 3 |
| Jul 5, 2026 | $138 | Not Available | 2 |
| Jul 6, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 7, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 8, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 9, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 10, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 11, 2026 | $139 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 12, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 13, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 14, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 15, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 16, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 17, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 18, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 19, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 20, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 21, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 22, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 23, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 24, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 25, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 26, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 27, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 28, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 29, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 30, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Jul 31, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 1, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 2, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 3, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 4, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 5, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 6, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 7, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 8, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 9, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 10, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 11, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 12, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 13, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 14, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 15, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 16, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
| Aug 17, 2026 | $138 | Available | 2 |
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Where you'll be
Yucca Valley, CA, 92284, US
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Cancellation policy
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